Dad Bod WOD

Gym plan

Same week, same templates, gym equipment. About 45 minutes, Monday to Saturday, two hard days.

Equipment

Squat rack with barbell, hex/trap bar, safety-bar (if your gym has one), dumbbells, kettlebells, benches, pull-up and dip station, cables, a few machines, GHD or Nordic bench, reverse hyper (if available), med and slam balls, air bike, curved treadmill, boxes. Turf or a track for Saturday sprints.

Rule for machines and cables: accessory slots only. The fast and heavy slots stay free weight. Swap one thing at a time and keep a pick 3–4 weeks before judging it.

The week

DayTypeSession (~45 min)
MonEasyPlay 10 + upper pump 10 + easy aerobic 30
TueModerate-hardLower (heavy)
WedModerateUpper (overhead press, row)
Thu<span class="tag">HARD</span>Light play + bike 4x4
FriModerateUpper (dip or bench, pull-up)
Sat<span class="tag">HARD</span>Sprints + short Lower
SunOff

Every session: 3-minute warm-up (90/90 breathing, dead bug, bird dog), then fast, then heavy, then accessory. Slow belly breaths between heavy sets.

Day templates

Default pick in bold. Keep a pick 3–4 weeks; swap only if it stalls or hurts.

Mon: Easy

  1. Play, 10 min: pogos, med ball throws against a wall, skips.
  2. Upper pump, 10 min, 2–3 rounds at RIR 2: push-up or machine chest press, cable or ring row, cable lateral raise, cable curl or pushdown.
  3. Easy aerobic, 30–45 min: bike, incline treadmill walk, rower. Talk test: sentences, but you'd rather not.

Tue: Lower

  1. Play, 2 picks, 15–25 contacts, 8 min max: broad jump, pogos, box jump, bounds, single-leg hops, lateral bounds, med ball scoop toss.
  2. Squat pattern, 4 x 4–6, RIR 1–2: hex bar, high handles, sit deep; safety-bar squat, front squat or back squat from the rack.
  3. Single leg, 3 x 6–10/leg: rear-foot split squat with dumbbells, step-up, walking lunge.
  4. Posterior chain, 2–3 sets: Nordic curl on a GHD or Nordic bench (build slowly), GHD back extension, reverse hyper, dumbbell RDL.
  5. Carry/core: suitcase carry (dumbbell or kettlebell), hanging leg raise (tuck the pelvis first). No side bends on heavy hinge days.

Wed: Upper (vertical push / horizontal pull)

  1. Play, 2 picks, 8 min max: rotational med ball throw (wall or slam), med ball chest pass (wall), overhead slam, explosive push-up, kettlebell clean.
  2. Push, 4 x 5–8: standing barbell strict press; seated dumbbell press or landmine press if overhead is cranky.
  3. Pull, 4 x 5–8: chest-supported row (dumbbells or machine), single-arm dumbbell row, seated cable row.
  4. Arms/shoulders, 2 picks, 2–3 x 10–15: cable or dumbbell lateral raise, cable or dumbbell curl, cable overhead extension, face pull, rope pushdown, rear-delt machine.
  5. Core: ab wheel, or hanging leg raise.

Thu: Engine <span class="tag">HARD</span>

  1. Light play, 5–10 min: pogos, throws.
  2. Air bike 4 x 4 min at RPE 8–9, 3 min easy between. Same watts on all four. When all four feel like RPE 8, add about 5% next week. Rower works too.
  3. Short on time or legs fried: 2 x (10 x 30 s on / 30 s off).

Fri: Upper (horizontal push / vertical pull)

  1. Play, 2 picks, 8 min max: same list as Wednesday.
  2. Push, 4 x 5–8: weighted dip; barbell or dumbbell bench press as the alternative.
  3. Pull, 4 x 5–8: weighted pull-up; lat pulldown if you can't get 5 clean reps yet.
  4. Arms/shoulders, 2 picks, 2–3 x 10–15: same list as Wednesday.
  5. Core: dumbbell side bend 2 x 10/side, start light, landmine rotation, or cable woodchop. Hanging leg raise either day: tuck the pelvis first, lead with the knees, no swinging.

Sat: Sprints + short Lower <span class="tag">HARD</span>

  1. Sprints (this is the play block): fly sprints on turf or a track, 4–5 reps, 150 m of fast running max, full rest. Start smooth at 85–90% (about 20 m build + 10 m fly) and build over weeks toward 95%. Add 4–6 deceleration or 5-10-5 shuttle reps on turf.
    • Bad weather or winter: curved treadmill, 4–6 x 6 s all-out, 2–3 min full rest. Or air bike, 10 x 6 s all-out with 54 s easy.
    • Stop when speed drops, form breaks down, or a hamstring feels off.
  2. Short lift, ~20 min: alternate weeks between hex bar, low handles, 3 x 3–5 at RIR 2 and heavy rear-foot split squat 3 x 5–6 (or front squat 3 x 3–5). Then suitcase carry 2–3 x 30–40 m/side.
    • Back cranky? Kettlebell swing 3 x 10 or reverse hyper 2 x 12–15 instead of the hex bar.

Weekly targets (hard sets)

Push ~10–12, pull ~10–12 (counting Monday pump), squat/single leg ~10, hinge/posterior ~7–9, side delts ~5–7, arms ~5–7 each, plus carries and core.

Rules

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